I never thought I’d find a replacement for my “It’s not a bald spot, it’s a solar panel for a SEX MACHINE” t-shirt (that’s right – I only own one shirt. And no pants), but Just Jared came through with this new shirt that says what we are all thinking!!!!!!!!!!!

Just imagine how amusing this shirt’s gonna be, say, five weeks from now! It’s a solid long-term investment, plus it’s great for family members of all ages:

(Ed Note – I do not, in reality, only own one t-shirt. I also own “Big Johnson Football: We’re playing football and also my d*ck is huge!”)

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