As we correctly predicted (not that it was difficult), the movie This Is It will not, in fact, mark the end of post-death Michael Jackson catalog exploitation.

Want to hear the MJ music you love, only infinitely more expensive and with a bunch of weird golden sh*t happening? Get ready for a Michael Jackson Cirque du Soleil show!!!

The show is still in its extremely preliminary stages, so it’ll give the executors of Jackson’s estate more than enough time to practice their speeches about how charging ambivalent tourists 0 to watch two French wizards high five with their d*cks on a trapeze while “Beat It” plays is the perfect way to honor Jackson’s legacy.

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