Just when you thought the Tiger Woods scandal couldn’t get more scandalous…get a load of THIS:

That’s right — Us Weekly has learned EXCLUSIVELY that Tiger Woods’ yacht is still docked. It has not been undocked, as would be the case if it were to be used for yachting, nor has the rope connecting the yacht to the dock been worn away by elemental factors, such as rain or Tiger Woods having sex with it.

Stay tuned tomorrow for a rousing update of Tiger Woods’ hammock, which remains, at this moment, not knotted.

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