5 Upcoming Made-For-TV “Cutting Edge” Sequels
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ABC Family has greenlit a fourth installment of the diamond-studded cash cow that is the Cutting Edge franchise — yes, this The Cutting Edge — which has apparently already yielded two sequels, including most recently 2008’s straight-to-ABC Family The Cutting Edge: Chasing a Dream, the story of a “hockey player turned figure skater” (what a country!)
Because the ol’ “Hockey player turned figure skater” only has enough steam for so many sequels (three), here are some ideas for future lazy Cutting Edge direct-to-cable sequels we expect to see in the coming years:




And last but not least, the ultimate Oscar bait, and sure to be the biggest tearjerker since Air Bud: Golden Receiver:

Other suggestions? Leave ‘em in the comments.
[Photoshops by our intern, Zachary "I Practically Own A Shop With Photos In It" Mast, of Penis Fries fame.]
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